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"Thyroid patient with CLEAR symptoms of hypothyroidism (fatigue, weight gain, high blood pressure, dry skin, hair loss, depression) sitting across from doctor while the doctor in all his medical school brilliance proclaims the patient is "normal" simply because an ink spot on a piece of paper called the TSH lab result says so. Cartoon thought cloud coming from patient screams "STOP THE THYROID MADNESS, DOC!!"". -Requested by: Anonymous