Willustrations

“I’d like to see all the sea mammals fighting for supremacy. 

Just one of each sea mammal. You don’t have to draw 

every narwhal in the world.”

-Requested by: mcnamee

Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to (Annoying web page) and make an account there. Then look up the profile (annoying profile name)  I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we’ll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

-Requested by: Anonymous

“Donkey eats the doodle”

-requested by anonymous

“The Illuminati symbol having a stare off in outer-space with an alien.”

Requested by: Anonymous 

Timmy’s argument with Toehead’s step-dad Glynn ends up with a nightmare that will change his life FOREVER!

“A fat (like, really fat) lady caterpillar watching reruns of “Perfect Strangers” while stuffing her face with various snacks and bawling her eyes out”.

-Requested by: Anonymous

“Harry Potter drunk on butter beer and at a witches strip club”.

-Requested by: Anonymous

“Prince William and Princess Kate riding hippos in a hungry hungry hippo game!”.

-Requested by: Anonymous

-WD

“Chinese pizza party”.

-Requested by: Anonymous

“People laughing at Chris Bosh from the Miami Heat for looking like a raptor, 

an ostrich, Voldemort, or jar jar binks during a game.”

-Requested by: Anonymous.